“A sailor getting so hellaciously drunk that simulating sex with a woman constructed out of sand seems like a hell of a good idea.” —Kenneth Turan, Los Angeles Times
“Deranged Elvis lip curl.” —Claudia Puig, USA Today
“‘Did you ever kill anyone? Did you have sex with a member of your family? Does it bother you how inconsequential you are?’” —Richard Corliss, Time
More profound than the movies themselves.